He looked at the present she placed on his desk. He had never before been given a gift when someone left. He looked up from it and at her, tilting his head quizzically. Continue Reading »
My Stories
June 1, 2012 by LJ
Posted in Oddities, Reactions (Stories), Serious Writings, Stories (Creative Writing) | Tagged caught in a lie, ego, emotionally stunted, emptiness, exaggeration, fantasies, grandiosity, liar, lies, narcissistic personality, self doubt, self hatred, soul death, soulless | Leave a Comment »
Unicorn blankets
May 30, 2012 by LJ
Folks are always looking for short cuts to get results. 5 steps to do this, checklists to become an expert in that, 7 habits to help you get to whatever.
There’s no doubt there’s value in lists, steps and processes, but there still needs to be more.
Thinking is a good place to start.
Posted in Business & Strategy, Humor and Comedy, Oddities, Reactions (Stories) | Tagged arrogance, data, data doesn't lie, easy way, idiots, lazy, magic bullet, marketing, self-help, short cuts, think, thinking, unicorn blankets, unicorns | Leave a Comment »
What I finally learned from Jack
May 22, 2012 by LJ
Here’s another of the previous notes I have on Facebook that I’m moving over slowly to my blog. I decided to move this one tonight based on the references to dog’s and fear aggression in my last post. This was originally written when I left a previous job, one that had an ENORMOUS impact on me.
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What I finally learned from Jack
Seventeen years ago I was on the receiving end of a vicious and unprovoked attack by a German Shepherd that left me scarred for life. After I was taken to the hospital, the police came for the dog. Later when I heard, knowing what would happen, I cried; not from the injuries, but because I had failed him. I felt like that today.
Posted in Business & Strategy, Oddities, Reactions (Stories), Serious Writings | Tagged assumptions, balance, coping, demons, dog bite, dogs, education, fear aggression, german shepherd, giving, giving back, healing, helping, integrity., Learning, marketing, meaning of life, Responsiblity, success, success at work, trust | 1 Comment »
Lesson #6: Fear Aggression isn’t Just for Dogs
May 22, 2012 by LJ
I got hurt today. Not physically, but took a bruising to the emotional ego.
It shouldn’t have happened, but I should have seen it coming. The signs were all there and I failed to recognize them. That I was in a position to be hurt is something I initially questioned and blamed myself for, but in the end, that’s the part I should be proud of. It’s who I am.
I got hit with fear aggression.
Posted in Business & Strategy, Oddities, Reactions (Stories) | Tagged accountability, achievement, assumptions, balance, clients, commitment, coping, dog bite, dog handling, dogs, expectations, fear aggression, integrity., Learning, lessons, national dog bite prevention week, Responsiblity | 1 Comment »
The Myth of the Abandoned Cart
May 16, 2012 by LJ
It was a dank and dreary afternoon. The parking lot was quiet. The few sounds were the buzzing from the flickering street lamp and the soft patter of the raindrops on the plastic seat flap in the front of the shopping cart.
The staff at the store was pretty light. And it was raining, no need to go grab that cart from where it was abandoned. It didn’t even belong to the store, it had the logo of the grocery store across the lot.
Posted in Business & Strategy, Oddities, Reactions (Stories) | Tagged abandoned cart, advertising, arrogance, artificial intelligence, assumptions, business, buying, cart conversion rates, conversion rates, credible marketing, ecommerce, economy, email, frustration, logical marketing, lost revenue, marketing, mcommerce, online shopping, recession, Responsiblity, shopping, think | Leave a Comment »
Yahoo … Yah-OUCH
May 9, 2012 by LJ

Yah-Ouch
In marketing, in the era of social media and customer involvement, we as marketers talk about the idea of being real, authentic, transparent and honest. We say that customers want to know you’re legitimate and “human”, that there’s a personality behind the tweets and posts.
As marketers we beat our heads against the wall when those personalities turn out to suck.
Posted in Business & Strategy, Oddities, Reactions (Stories) | Tagged accountability, anger, arrogance, assumptions, bad business, be honest, be original, be real, belittling, current-events, dishonesty, disrespectful, Ebay, education, frustration, honesty, identity, integrity., liar, liars, lie, marketing, meaning of life, Mental Health, mismanagement, Patti Hart, PayPal, personality, personality disorders in business, pyshopath, respect, Responsiblity, scam artists, Scandal, scapegoating, scapegoats, Scott Thompson, society, sociopath, stealing accolades, theft, undeserving, unearned respect, unearned success, Yahoo | Leave a Comment »
Pinterest … for men? Seriously?
May 4, 2012 by LJ
As I was developing an initial Pinterest strategy and presence for a client, I was challenged to review and develop one for Gentlemint and DartitUp, two similar sites that are geared to a largely male audience. Once I completed the initial set up for the targeted audiences on Pinterest, I began my research into uncharted waters of the male pin board social media world.
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Posted in Business & Strategy, Oddities, Humor and Comedy, Reactions (Stories) | Tagged identity, assumptions, Men vs. Women, 99%, men, cavemen, social media marketing, marketing to a male audience, marketing to men, social media for guys, dude marketing, delusional men, 1%, entitlement, aspirational, male shoppers vs. women shoppers, shoe shopping, demographics, gentlemint, dartitup, duh, dude | Leave a Comment »
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